Candles
For the Hoe in all of us:

Fragrenced, vegan and eco-friendly.

We only use vegan fragrances on our coconut-soy wax mixture.
Our local suppliers guarantee a ethically sourced wax, usually as a waste product which doesn't contribute to deforestation as we love the smooth texture!

More designs are coming!

Sharing our videos and photos on social media going forward will be our main platform of communication. Help us expand our product-line by sharing your vision with us!

A unique gift for that special someone:

Choose your companion <3

Massive Penis Candle
Rated 5.00 out of 5
Price range: £14.00 through £15.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Mermaid Snail Candle
Price range: £6.00 through £7.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Hunky Man Candle
Price range: £6.00 through £7.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
The Drill Sergeant Dildo Candle
Price range: £9.00 through £10.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
6″ Soy Wax Cock Candle – Delicious
Rated 5.00 out of 5
Price range: £8.00 through £9.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Vagina Candle Vulva
Price range: £9.00 through £10.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Jizz Necklace, Spunk Boobs, Cum Breasts Candle, Soya Wax Candle
Price range: £6.00 through £8.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Mr & Mrs Penis Candle
Price range: £8.00 through £9.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Womanly Embrace Dick Candle
Price range: £9.00 through £10.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Breast Cancer Survivor Candle
Price range: £6.00 through £9.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Chunky Female Body Candle
Price range: £6.00 through £7.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Shagasaurus Rex Candle
Price range: £10.00 through £11.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Free shipping on orders over £25 for UK & $35 for USA.

We are proud to support The It Gets Better Project who empower and connect LGBTQ+ youth around the globe.

Check out our Etsy 5 star reviews with over 500+ international orders!

Absolutely stunning gift! Really high quality feel to it and a lovely scent as soon as you open the packaging! There was a slight delay in production but I was kept fully informed and the candle still arrived before the original delivery date! Superb customer service, delivery times and product quality!

The detail on the skull was so intricate and the smell was delicious. Highly recommend to anyone viewing this product

Probably the closest thing to dick im getting this year

Great Etsy Seller, arrived on time and well presented. 5/5

Massive Penis Candle

Mermaid Snail Candle

Hunky Man Candle

The Drill Sergeant Dildo Candle

6″ Soy Wax Cock Candle – Delicious

Vagina Candle Vulva

Jizz Necklace, Spunk Boobs, Cum Breasts Candle, Soya Wax Candle

Mr & Mrs Penis Candle

Womanly Embrace Dick Candle

Breast Cancer Survivor Candle

Chunky Female Body Candle

Shagasaurus Rex Candle